It’s all about the numbers

Our home town’s demographics have changed and the upcoming elections could be one major measure of how that change could reflect city government.

Numbers from the 2020 census show Minden’s former majority (white) is now firmly in the minority, with the city’s just under 12,000 population registering a tad over 53 percent black residents. We’re told those percentages may not be an indication of how registered voters stack up, but a friend tells us there’s a pretty good registration push in the works.

Just a reminder: April 1, 2020 census listed us at 11,928 and that’s down from April 1, 2010 when 13,082 citizens were counted. 

Three of the five council districts (A, B and C) have black residents strongly in the majority, with District B’s 69 percent showing the closest number. Meanwhile, D and E now are the remaining majority minority districts, and that’s where six candidates are in the running.

District D has an incumbent in the contest (Michael Roy) and he is facing off against a pair of challengers who might test whether or not the attitude of voters will favor those who have sat on a what has been perceived to be a seriously contentious council. From what we hear, nothing in D is a cinch. Both Habacu Morales and LaKeyla Williams are focusing on bringing a more civil tone to the five-person bench, and it’s a message that seems to be resonating. 

What one observer told us to watch is the numbers in D. While whites make up 63 percent of the residents, it’s not certain that all are happy with a council that many say has accomplished little. There are just over 30 percent blacks and those listed as “others” in D and it will be interesting to see if voters split along those lines. If either Morales or Williams cut into the 63 percent, this could be more than a swing district.

Now we come to E, where incumbent Pam Bloxom decided she has had enough of city government. Seeking the job are political newcomers Thomas Adams Jr., Michael Fluhr and Andy Pendergrass. Both Adams and Pendergrass are local businessmen while Fluhr has dealt with city councils as Minden’s city clerk. He has retired, but for some reason the city hasn’t been working hard to find a replacement.

This E deal is going to be a test of who has the most “want to” since there’s nothing in the background of any of these men that should provide negative campaign fodder. We’re told supporters have encouraged their candidate to buy plenty of comfortable walking shoes, strengthen their shaking hand and practicing baby kissing skills. 

Adams is a political newbie, but reportedly has been working hard on establishing contacts. Fluhr has seen city government from the inside and as one source noted, sometimes it isn’t good to see how the sausage is made.  Pendergrass, a financial adviser,  has lineage in politics. His father, Ty, served on Minden’s city council under mayors Bill Robertson and Tommy Davis. Andy P.  let his intentions of seeking the council seat be known for some time after Bloxom decided against seeking another term.

Remember those city-wide numbers? Take another close look while considering what we might expect in this year’s run for the mayor’s chair. With two white males (Nick Cox and Billy Mills) in the running against the city’s first-ever black female candidate (Terika Williams-Walker), just how important are Minden’s demographics? And how important is it to consider a potential percentage split? 

A longtime friend says there are three types of numbers and only one really counts: there’s population breakdown, registered voters, and plain ol’ voters. Yes, Virginia, it’s only the last that counts. While the population sits at roughly 53-42 percent black majority, one has to ask if that translates to a similar percentage in registered voters. And, one must also ask what percent of those percentages will go to the polls this Fall. There could be fewer than the numbers would lead a person to predict, and it will depend on the stimulus.

It’s almost certain, according to those who are paid to know, that we  will see runoffs in several city races. Odds are about even that runoffs will take place in all races except for Chief of Police where only Jared McIver and Larry Morris Jr. have filed. It’s all about the numbers.

An old election adage tells us that in a runoff, the person who ran out front (but didn’t get that magic 50 percent-plus one) can’t automatically expect to pick up much support the next time around. In fact, Mr/Ms Frontrunner often gets practically the same percentage. Why? Many watchers believe those who voted for the others in whichever race voted against the individual who happened to finish ahead. True or not, numbers are very predictable.

As we said, it’s all about the numbers. But, we must remember, it’s also about who controls the numbers. Find who’s pulling the strings and you’ll find who’s being pulled. You may also find who’s being duped. Like the Fab Four in Wizard of Oz, we need to pay attention to the person behind the curtain. 


DOT funding to help Springhill Airport

By Tina Montgomery

The City of Springhill Airport will now be able to do some much needed improvements thanks to some funding from the Department of Transportation.

On Tuesday, July 26, Senator Bill Cassidy announced the DOT will grant a total of $1,101,788 to improve and modernize several local Louisiana airports. The Springhill Airport is receiving $67,000 for airport rehabilitation.

Airport Manager Steven Burdeaux said the funding will go to a lighting system project that has been planned for several years. 

“Usually when we plan for projects it’s 5 to 6 years out. We have to adjust our plans according to when we receive the funds” he said.

The lighting system project will upgrade the airfield LED lighting system. 

“It’s a very old system and requires a lot of maintenance. We’ll work on the design this year and plan for construction next year” Bordeaux said.

In Senator Cassidy’s announcement he said “Louisiana’s airports have experienced decay due to a lack of funding and multiple natural disasters. This funding, along with money from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill, will improve our airports and make our local cities more attractive for opportunity.”

The other airports receiving the funds include Leesburg Airport, Acadiana Regional Airport (Iberia Parish), DeQuincy Industrial Airpark, and Jennings Airport.


One of Journal’s $3,000 NSU scholarships goes to Red River’s Hogan

Red River High School graduate Ryder Hogan didn’t settle on his college choice during the school year, but his impressive record of academics and extracurricular activities earned him a $3,000 scholarship to attend Northwestern State University in 2022-23.

Hogan, 18, has received one of the new Journal Services NSU Scholarships, which will award three new Northwestern students up to $3,000 in the next school year. Lakeview High’s Meagan Corley was the first recipient to be announced, and the final winner will be acknowledged shortly.

Hogan graduated cum laude with a 3.5 grade point average and earned membership in the National Honor Society. He has earned certification in carpentry in levels 1 and 2 while at RRHS.

A native of nearby Pelican, Hogan earned all-district honors in two sports. He was honored as a kicker and punter for Red River’s outstanding football team, and earned first-team all-district in baseball as a utility player.

The scholarships were designed to assist Class of 2022 high school students who hadn’t settled on a college choice, or students currently enrolled at other higher-education institutions who are considering transferring to NSU in Natchitoches.

They are being provided by Journal Services, LLC, based in Natchitoches, which supports 12 locally-owned journals covering north central and northwest Louisiana.

“We congratulate Ryder and the other two scholarship winners,” said Bill Vance, general manager of Journal Services LLC. “We were gratified by the response to this opportunity and are committed to expanding the opportunities and providing more support for new Northwestern State University students for the 2023-24 school year.”

Applicants provided their high school GPA (and college GPA if applicable), and also, reported their ACT score along with listing honors, extracurricular activities and other relevant information on the form. That information provided a basis for selecting the three winners.

Scholarship winners must live in Natchitoches Parish during the upcoming school year. They are also required to have in-person, face-to-face instruction for 75 percent of their classes in 2022-23.


The burden of the working mother

I love sharing with you all the silliness that happens with my girls. I try to keep things as light as possible in this column space and in my household, but a certain subject has been heavy on my heart lately and I just feel the need to put it out in the universe.  

From the pages I follow on social media and discussions I have day to day, it seems there is always an ongoing debate about whether it is harder being a stay-at-home mother or a working mother. I am sure if you are a mom yourself, you have filled the role of both at some point in your parenthood journey.  

I have done both and they are honestly both hard in very different ways, but what is weighing on me currently are the ladies that have no choice but to return to work. Maybe they are living paycheck to paycheck. My heart is hurting for the women who are exhausted beyond measure because their 6-week-old baby is nowhere near sleeping throughout the night, but she must go back to work now. My heart hurts for the women who want the career and the family, but they do not have the support possibly at home or at work to make her dreams a reality. 

I feel like this burden could be made a lot less substantial, if these women had access to a paid family leave program, which is hard to come by in the United States. The push for change and improvements in what was (and still is) considered normal standards in the workforce began a little over 100 years ago.  

In 1919 women traveled from across the globe by ship to meet at Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C. Women from Japan, India, Argentina, France and the United States, some of which were pregnant or carrying their children across oceans, joined forces to discuss world-wide issues. 

This group formed the organization known as The International Congress of Working Women. They challenged policies and government officials, discussing topics ranging from equal pay to breastfeeding breaks during the workday and paid maternity leave.  

After days’ worth of deliberation, they presented the delegates of the International Labor Organization their demands and a clause was adopted. A clause providing expecting mothers with benefits equal to minimum wage in their individual districts for 6 weeks before and 6 weeks after childbirth. In less than a century 37 of the 38 countries that make up the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, adopted this concept based on the demands made by these women. 

The U.S. is number 38 on that list and to this day still does not have a nationwide mandate offering paid maternity leave. The country where this idea was formed and made into a reality, one of the richest countries in the entire world, still lags when it comes to making this provision for working mothers. 

While some improvements have been made, many women in the workforce today are still facing the same problems these women were struggling with in 1919. This group of brave and determined women brought these issues to the forefront over 100 years ago, so why are we still hearing the same arguments being made in Washington today? 

According to the federal Family Medical Leave Act (FMLA), employees are entitled to take up to 12 weeks of protected, unpaid leave for pregnancy, childbirth, or parenting. While it is up to an individual state or employer, this is the standard across most of the United States. Most women (and men) must use their sick leave, vacation or paid time off hours in order to receive pay during this time away from work.  

It takes at least 6-8 weeks for most women to even fully recover physically after having a child, and several more weeks or months before she may start getting a regular amount of sleep. This postpartum period can be an overwhelming time, but it is also a crucial bonding time for both mom and baby.  

The American Academy of Pediatrics has made their opinion on the matter public and has urged Congress to enact laws in the country that will allow women to have access to 12 weeks of paid maternity leave for many reasons. Among some of these reasons are decrease of maternal depression, mother-infant bonding, increase of childhood checkups and immunizations, increases in the chances of a mother successfully breastfeeding which in turn reduces the risk of many health problems. 

In a country where over 50 percent of households include two working parents, both of which must work to make ends meet, unpaid leave is not an option. Not having this choice can cause many hardships. They either must make the decision to leave their newborn child before they are mentally and/or physically ready, to return to work or they make the choice to stay at home and struggle to get by financially. Both options leave a mother, father and their child to suffer.  

The benefits of offering paid leave in other countries has proven to have many positive mental and physical advantages for the family and economy. Hopefully it does not take the United States another 100 years before they can establish a paid family leave program, which seems to be an issue that most of all voters, no matter the gender, age, or race, can get behind.  


Sarepta recognized for police department body cams

By Tina Montgomery

The Town of Sarepta received recognition  recently for implementing the use of body cams for its police department.

The Honorable Mention in the area of Technology and Connectivity was given to the Town of Sarepta by the Louisiana Municipal Association during its Annual Convention presentation of Community Achievement Awards. The awards are presented each year to municipalities that had outstanding projects promoting progress in municipal services during the past calendar year.

Mayor Peggy Adkins said the use of body cams was a new project that began last year. Police body cams are generally used to demonstrate transparency to their communities; to document statements, observations, behaviors, and other evidence during law enforcement encounters with the public.  

“It’s a really good project. They [the body cams] can be useful in court when they [alleged offenders] aren’t truthful about circumstances of violations” Adkins said. 

The video and audio proof can confirm or refute statements made by the accused during court appearances. There are 4 body cams in use now by the Sarepta Police Department.

The LMA brings together municipal leaders in the active pursuit for solutions to common problems, discussion of federal and state policies to resolve pressing issues, and dialogue with federal and state policymakers to improve the system of government at all levels and expand municipal government autonomy. Its mission is to promote progressive leadership, efficient delivery of public services, and effective performance in government among its members.

The Community Achievement Awards are presented annually to eligible municipalities in four population tiers in the categories of Basic Services, Community Development, Economic Development, and Technology and Creativity.


LDWF offers free squirrel hunting seminar

Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries’ Education Center will hold a free beginners squirrel hunting seminar in Baton Rouge from 9 a.m. until noon Saturday, September 17. The event will be held at LDWF’s Waddill Wildlife Refuge, 4142 North Flannery Road.

The seminar, Squirrel Hunting 101 – will cover proper equipment needed, firearm selection, rules and regulations, outdoor navigation and hunting opportunities. It will also include an outdoor teaching session to discuss proper squirrel hunting techniques. 

Space is limited, so those interested should pre-register. For more information, contact Travis Dufour at tdufour@wlf.la.gov or 337-735-8685.


Attention political candidates!

Congratulations for qualifying to run for office. We at the Webster Parish Journal want to help you get your message across to local voters.

We will announce your candidacy in a free story. Just send it, along with a photo to wpjnewsla@gmail.com. We would also love to have your advertising and will be happy to email our very reasonable rates to you.

Good luck in your campaign for office and watch for coverage of the upcoming political season at http://www.websterparishjournal.com


Weekly Filings

The following civil suits were filed with the Webster Parish Clerk of Court the weeks of July 20 through August 2:

July 20

Charles Harrison vs. Chrystal Ashley Roy Harrison, divorce.

July 21

Savannah Mariah Herring vs. Johnny Lee Herring, protective order.

Republic Finance LLC vs. Tanquencia L. Adams, judgment executory and garnishment.

July 22

Cavalry SPV I LLC vs. Steven D. Martin, monies due.

Amberrae Elizabeth Hodges vs. Nicholas Thurman Hensley, custody.

July 25

Capital One Bank USA vs. Bria K. Grace, petition.

Discover Bank vs. Tony R. Harris, judgment executory and garnishment.

July 26

Barksdale Federal Credit Union vs. Joy Rogers, Blake Rogers, monies due.

Keith Edwards vs. Tommy White, custody.

Britany McCarty and Marjorie McCarty vs. Heather Quillin and Jacob Frazier, custody.

21st Mortgage Corporation vs. Gary Martin, possessory action.

July 28

Mary Law vs. DMR Mechanical, damages.

Lamonica Ensley Theus vs. Calvin Lewis Theus, divorce.

Curtis Webb vs. BMS LLC, damages

July 29

Molly Lawlor, Renal Real Estate Services vs. Benjamin K. Allen and Hannah M. Allen, contract.

August 1

Specialized Loan Servicing LLC vs. Sharon Brown Wallace and Kenneth Ray Wallace, executory process.

Citibank NBA vs. Akai Castle, monies due.

Northwestern State University, Asia Miller, monies due.

August 2

Sonja Michelle Baker Ayers vs. Christopher Michael Ayers, divorce.

Hailey Potter vs. Charleston Randle, protective order.

Lanese Buckner vs. Timothy Buckner, divorce.

Heather Leigh vs. Jeremiah Leigh, divorce.


Help needed during high school football

Webster Parish Journal is in need of someone to cover Glenbrook School football this fall. No experience needed.

Last year, WPJ published a special Saturday edition of all the parish high school football teams’ Friday night games.

Our goal is to bring the same great coverage this year. Lakeside High School, Minden High and North Webster High School are covered, but there is still a need for Glenbrook. They deserve good, accurate coverage, too.

Please join our team for football season! WPJ pays per story. Email wpjnewsla@gmail.com if you would like to be a part of the fastest growing online publication in the parish.


Upcoming Events

August 4

Webster Parish Schools Preschool/PreK and Kindergarten Registration Day.

August 5

Webster Parish Schools Preschool/PreK teachers will contact families to share Orientation Day/Parent Meeting Information.

August 5 and 6

8 a.m. each day. Minden Evening Lions will hold a rummage sale. To donate, call Sherrie McMurray at 318-294-6346.

8 p.m. nightly. Pete Colvin Memorial Rodeo presented by Car-Giant of Minden. Jack Batton Arena, Minden, La.

August 5-10

9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Webster Parish Schools Kindergarten Orientation Days. Parents must transport students to school.

August 6

9 a.m. Community prayer at the Park (Babb Park), featuring Jimbo Yocom, Rev. Linda Baker, State Trooper Jeffrey Walker. Prayers for our children, parents, teachers, staff, leaders, first responders and community as a whole. For more information, contact Michael Walker at 318-210-1799 or Chequella Walker at 318-707-3532. Refreshments donated by Jazzy Crafts.

August 8

Noon until 2 p.m. Yoga Workshop for teens and adults with Javelin Hardy. Minden library. No experience required. Please bring a yoga mat and towel. Contact Aubrie at 318-371-3080 ext. 135.

5 until 7 p.m. Chicken Spaghetti fundraiser benefitting Kristen & Bubba Fish and baby Bryer. $10 includes green beans, roll and dessert. Pickup only. Sarepta Community Building. Sponsored by Women Helping Others of North Webster. Tickets must be purchased in advance from any W.H.O. member.

August 8-11

9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Webster Parish Schools Preschool/PreK Orientation Days. Parents must transport students to school.

August 9

6:30 p.m. New Student Orientation at Glenbrook Multipurpose Building.

August 10

6:30 p.m. Grades 7-12,”Hot Dog We’re Back at School,” schedules to be distributed at this meeting. Glenbrook Multipurpose Building.

August 11

9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Webster Parish Schools’ Boys’ Day. Parents must transport students to school. Parent meeting at 1:30 p.m.

August 12

9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Boys’ Day Webster Parish Schools Preschool/PreK program.

9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Webster Parish Schools’ Girls’ Day. Parents must transport students to school. Parent meeting at 1:30 p.m.

August 15

9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Girls’Day Webster Parish Schools Preschool/PreK program.

First full day for all Kindergarten students in Webster Parish Schools.

August 15-17

3-4:30 p.m. Mini cheer camp sponsored by Glenbrook Booster Fan Club. Registration form must be returned by August 12. Performance will be August 18 during Back to School Night.

August 16

First full day for all Preschool/PreK students in Webster Parish Schools’ program.

August 18

10 a.m. and 5 p.m. Children’s Book Club for ages 4-7. Springhill Branch of Webster Parish Libraries.

If you have a non-profit event: church, school or community, please email it to wpjnewsla@gmail.com. * Webster Parish Journal reserves the right to determine if a calendar item is a paid advertisement.

August 19

4:30 p.m. Applications due for 4-H conference for members  14-18 from across the south Sept. 22-25. Meeting will be held in Crossville, Tenn.

Sept. 12

6 p.m. Tie One On Museum Gala Fundraiser 2022 for Dorcheat Historical Museum.


Notice of Death – August 3, 2022

Frances Elizabeth Adams Arnold

May 28, 1950 – July 19, 2022

Memorial service: 1 p.m. Sept. 3, 2022, Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church, Springhill, La.

 

Vicky Haynes

Dec. 17, 1950 – August 2, 2022

Bailey Funeral Home, Springhill, La.

Byron Eugene Noble Jr.

July 30, 1938 – July 31, 2022

Funeral service: 11 a.m. Thursday, August 4, 2022 at Haughton United Methodist Church.

Burial: Haughton Cemetery.

Webster Parish Journal publishes paid obituaries – unlimited words and a photo, as well as unlimited access – $80. Contact your funeral provider or wpjnewsla@gmail.com . Must be paid in advance of publication. (Above death notices are free of charge.)


‘Raise the Age’ law may get second look

By Tina Montgomery

With an increasing number of juvenile offenders arrested, and no place to house them, is the solution a repeal of the Raise the Age law? Some legislators in Louisiana think so.

The Raise the Age law, which officially went into full effect July 1, 2020, is part of a criminal justice reform package that ended the practice of anyone under the age of 18 from being prosecuted as an adult.

Many state lawmakers believe that part of the reform was a mistake and that teenagers are responsible for the spike in violent crime Louisiana is experiencing. In other words, the legislation handcuffs prosecutors trying to get a handle on crime.

Louisiana Senator Robert Mills says it’s one of the most pressing issues facing our justice systems. In an email statement, Mills said “Some good people with good intentions banded together a few years ago and passed a law to keep 17 year old justice offenders in the juvenile system to keep them out of Louisiana’s horrible adult prison system. I suspect those well intended persons had no idea how bad today’s 17 year olds would turn out to be.”

The spike in violent crime, particularly involving persons under the age of 18, is happening everywhere according to statements made to the media by several Louisiana District Attorneys. Louisiana juvenile facilities are under pressure to provide space for the minors awaiting adjudication. As previously reported in the Webster Parish Journal “there’s no room in the inn.” Federal law requires adults to be held separately from youth, something not all Louisiana facilities are able to accommodate.

“They [17 year olds] are not all just big kids in trouble, too many of them are full blown criminals with guns and bad intentions and cannot be contained in our existing juvenile facilities due to the increased volume and severity of their behavior” Mills further stated.

According to Mills, “There is substantial and warranted conversations about the future of Raise the Age.” A bill was introduced at a legislative hearing in April of this year that would have undone Raise the Age and returned 17 year olds accused of crimes to the adult legal system. The bill SB418 passed a Senate vote in June but died in the chamber before reaching the House. According to LegiScan, a bill tracking page for Louisiana legislation, Senator Mills voted in favor of the bill. The Senate approved future consideration of the bill.

The present failure to repeal certain legislation for the Juvenile Justice System furthers the frustrations felt by lawmakers and law enforcement, as well as Louisiana residents regarding the increasing criminal activity committed by juveniles. Is the answer to build more prisons to incarcerate more young people? Or, should there be more funding provided for programs, treatments, and counselors targeted for young offenders?  These questions are not unique to Louisiana and may be addressed to prevent fewer juveniles from entering the Juvenile Justice System.


Local schools show LEAP improvements

Scores from the latest round of LEAP (Louisiana Educational Assessment Program) tests show Webster Parish schools with significant improvement in some areas, parish Superintendent of Schools Johnny Rowland told members of the school board Monday.

“Is it fair to say Webster Parish showed significant growth? The answer is yes,” Rowland said during his superintendent’s report. “A lot of the credit for this is where the rubber meets the road…our teachers, paraprofessionals, administrators, students.”

Among elementary schools in grades 3 through 8, Rowland said all showed growth in the testing areas. Overall, he said, elementary schools improved by 43.4 points. Junior high showed growth in two of four schools at the sixth grade level, one improvement for seventh graders and improvement in all schools at the eighth grade level.

High schools in the parish showed growth in four of the six testing areas, Rowland reported. No growth was seen in test results for biology and geometry.

“The parish showed good results overall and in fact growth was significant in some areas.” he told board members.

Also Monday, board members agreed to adopt a resolution asking for a special election to be held on March 25, 2023 to fill the District 9 seat. No candidates filed for the seat during the period ending in July. District 9 board member Frankie Mitchell did not seek reelection.

Monday’s resolution was passed with the provision that the election date be reconsidered if a choice of date exists that would keep the District 9 race from being the only item on the ballot. Board members will either appoint a replacement to fill the unexpired term or the governor will do so.

A low bid of $3,376,500 was accepted by the board to construct a new softball complex for Minden High School. Plans call for the complex to be constructed on the campus of the former Lowe Middle School/Jr. High School/Alternative School on Clerk St.

Board members agreed to accept a low bid from Block Builders, LLC, for alterations and improvements at Browning Elementary, using $753,000 in Elementary and Secondary School Emergency Relief (ESSER) funds. ESSER is a federal program established during the COVID crisis for purposes of health and safety, and board members heard that the Browning project qualified for the funds.

Figures show the parish has access to between $16 and $18 million in ESSER money for the next two school years.

A special school board meeting will be held Monday, Aug. 15 at Minden High School to discuss safety and security including plans for implementing measures to help secure parish schools. Board members voted to conduct the meeting where Webster Parish Sheriff Jason Parker and his staff will discuss options that include additional school resource officers.


Paperboys are gone — (except yours…) 

A young Smithsonian Magazine staffer named Chris who is working on a piece about the history of bicycle newspaper carriers contacted me by email this week. Being a paperboy was his first job, back in the late 1980s, he told me. 

If you lived in a town big enough for access to a newspaper, being a paperboy or papergirl was almost a rite of passage, definitely a job coveted by your classmates and friends. At daybreak in towns across America, the paperboys were the modern-day Pony Express, saddling up their bicycles and throwing papers onto porches of their dentists and teachers and Little League coaches. 

As American as Paul Harvey, apple pie and Easter bonnets. 

“No one seems to be able to tell me if this profession still exists,” Chris wrote. “So, I’m writing you to Ask the Paperboy… about paperboys. Or girls.” 

For years now, this column has been a spot where you could send your questions to the Paperboy, who I know personally. I have a few of your requests stored and will try to crank out an ‘Ask the Paperboy’ in the next couple of weeks — if I can get Paperboy to answer his phone. 

We’ve written more than a year’s-worth of these in the past three decades, and they usually go something like this. 

Dear Ask the Paperboy, 

I’m all fired up about this weekend’s release of Water For Elephants at the picture show. Tell me, when was the first Bearded Lady? I love the circus! 

Hairy in Homer 

Dear Hairy, 

Short answer: too soon. By the way, did I ever tell you about my toughest interview? Ever? It was with the Headless Woman. She’s a tough quote. I said “Huh?” a lot. 

Or …  

Dear Ask the Paperboy, 

If you see a turtle outside his shell, is he homeless or nekkid? 

Slowly, Kurt in Fordyce 

Dear Kurt, 

At that moment, both. And probably cold. And wondering where he’s going to keep his keys and wallet. 

Or … 

Dear Ask the Paperboy, 

It is the 50th anniversary of the Ken doll. Do you have a favorite?  

Gated Community Barbie 

Dear Barb, 

Probably the Talladega Ken, who comes in blue jean cutoffs, a straw cowboy hat, is tattooed by Office Depot and smells like 30-weight. Pull his string and he says “Nice viscosity!” and “My trailer, or yours?” 

As I told Chris, readers often ask me things and I don’t know the answer, but Paperboy does.  

And he knows enough to answer Chris’, who asks, again… 

Dear Ask the Paperboy, 

No one seems to be able to tell me if this profession still exists. So, I’m writing to Ask the Paperboy. Some of my friends say there is no Paperboy, that you can’t see him so he’s not real. Please tell me the truth: Is there a Paperboy? 

Chris at Smithsonian Magazine 

Dear Chris, 

Most papers these days are delivered by what are called ‘newspaper carriers,’ adults in cars. And more and more newspapers are now being delivered digitally. But …  

CHRIS, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Chris, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little in this great universe of ours. 

Yes, CHRIS, there is a Paperboy. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Paperboy. It would be as dreary as if there were no Chrises. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. Only those things, only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain of the unseen world to view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. 

No Paperboy? There is! He lives, continuing to make glad the heart of reader hood. Oh Chris, there IS a Paperboy — and you owe him $43.18, counting the leftover balance you forgot to pay last month. See you on collection day Saturday. 

Contact Teddy at teddy@latech.edu 


What a difference a year makes

The final earthly hours of Jesus’ life are laid out in the Book of John. It is in these passages where the Lord gives a pair of new commandments that form the basis of the Christian faith.

1.     You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. [38] This is the first and greatest commandment.

2.     [39] And the second is like unto it, you shall love your neighbor as you love yourself.

Before we go further, we want all of you to know one thing. We get it. We do. We know the struggles you have daily. We know because we have them, too.

We are human. We are weak. We fail. We fail daily. Hourly in some cases. But at the base of everything we do as humans (those of us trying to do better in a world that only wants our rot and ruin) we must continue to remember these two passages and commands from the Prince of Peace.

Our lives can change drastically in an instant. The change can be good, but many times we think of it as terrible. People don’t like change because they fear the unknown and don’t consider the opportunity. Change presents opportunities that can be terrifying but also wonderful if we just search for their purpose.

Chris would now like to share the rest of this month’s message. As you read, please take note of the chances change can bring to you. Look where you’d never look before. Consider what you’ve never considered before.

What a Difference a Year Makes:

Over the course of a year, my Christian life has drastically changed for the better. I have truly become a non-apologetic, unabashed Christian man that only says “Yes Sir” to whatever the Lord tells me to do. I no longer consider the cost, the stress, the persecution, what people think. All I say is “Yes Sir.”

I had a “Yes Sir” moment a couple weeks ago when I was stacking lumber with a man who was in a work-release program. It was about 187 degrees, and he didn’t look happy and was soaking wet from sweat.

Something told me to ask this man if he would like a Bible. I don’t argue anymore about these sometimes very hard hitting and aggressive assignments that God gives me, but I still get butterflies from time to time.

I asked and he thought for a few seconds.

“I had a Bible at my mom’s house in Alexandria,” he told me and went back to loading boards.

We worked in silence and the sweat was pouring. A bit later, he said in a reflective tone, “I may never see that Bible again. Can I still get one from you?”

I went to my truck and brought back one of our nice, leather-bound Givem Jesus Bibles. It’s emblazoned with Webster Parish Men of Courage imprinted in gold. He looked at the Bible and asked me if my name was Chris Plants.

Turns out I had already given the man’s cellmate a copy. Since I gave that first copy, the cellmate had done nothing but sit and study the Word. My new friend said he had seen a change in his cell mate and that he wanted to make reading the Bible part of his own life.

God placed two different men in my path. Both men are incarcerated and cellmates. I met them in different ways, but I was able to speak to them just the same. This wasn’t a coincidence.

The Lord is always there. He’s always whispering to us. We just have to say, “yes sir.” And after we do that, we must love others the same way He loved us.

(Chris Plants is a founding member of Webster Parish Men of Courage. Their mission is to encourage, equip, and empower the Men of God to become spiritual leaders in their home, local church, community, and workplace. Webster Parish is now home to a Women of Courage chapter as well as Families of Courage.)

(Josh Beavers is an award-winning journalist who has five times been recognized for excellence in opinion writing by the Louisiana Press Association. At one time, he was editor of The Good News, a weekly publication that shared information about local churches and men and women of God.)


Jared McIver announces Minden Chief of Police candidacy 

Law enforcement veteran with 26 years of experience plans to ‘Break Barriers & Build Bridges’ 

Jared McIver was born in Minden, La and resides here with his wife and three children. He has worked in some form of law enforcement capacity within Webster Parish at local, state and federal levels for 26 years. He hopes to fill the Chief of Police position, bringing his decades worth of experience, qualifications and training to the Minden Police Department. 

From 1996-2001 McIver was employed as a Webster Parish Deputy, where he earned the rank of Patrol Sergeant. From October 2001 until January 2022, he was employed as an Enforcement Agent with the Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries Enforcement Division again earning the rank of Patrol Sergeant. He was assigned to Webster Parish and was also Federally Deputized. 

January 4, 2022 McIver retired from LDWF with 20 years of service and was hired as a part time patrol officer at the Minden Police Department. During his 20 years at LDWF, part of his time was spent working in the field and the other half he traveled throughout the entire state of Louisiana teaching and training. He taught and trained municipal police, sheriff’s deputies, weights and standards, game wardens and state police. 

Some of the courses he taught included Drug Recognition Expert, Standardized Field Sobriety Testing, Seated Field Sobriety Testing, Intoxilyzer 9000, Defensive Tactics, Vehicle Stops, Advanced Roadside Impairment Detection Enforcement and many others. He was also certified as a Peace Officer Standard Training (POST) Instructor to teach standard law enforcement classes to law enforcement officers. 

He has been invited to speak at the Louisiana District Attorney conference in Florida and has had the opportunity to speak at several District Attorney seminars in reference to drugs and impairment. He has been recognized by Claiborne Parish, Webster Parish and Bossier Parish courts as an expert witness for alcohol and drug impairment detection. 

“The qualifications and training that I have received over the years can be paramount for the men and women of the Minden Police department to grow,” McIver said. “I want to share with the officers the training, knowledge and resources I’ve accumulated over the years and excel the department to a whole new level. We do this through Innovation, Preparation, Personalization, and Unification. We Innovate by inundating our men and women with new equipment such as computers, new radars for slowing down neighborhood speeding, take home units for on-call response and deterrence, and state of the art camera systems to aid in detecting and deterring crime throughout the city. We Prepare by training continuously so that we react to situations the way we have been trained. We Prepare by working with our schools, churches and businesses to have plans of action in the event of natural disasters or crises that our city could face. Our Unification will come from training with other law enforcement agencies such as the Webster Parish Sheriff’s Department, state agencies, as well as other town and city agencies within our parish. Last of all is Personalization. This is accomplished by the Minden Police Department having more community interaction outside a law enforcement capacity by establishing relationships and earning the trust of our citizens. The City of Minden has the reputation of being the ‘Friendliest City in the South.’ The people of Minden are among the kindest, most generous, loving folks that can be found anywhere. In order for Minden to maintain its reputation and retain this great community, we must be vigilant in combating crime that is trying to infiltrate our city.” 


Support your local catfish house

By Robert St. John

 We are a nation of regional dining concepts and local dishes. Chicago has deep-dish pizza parlors. New Orleans has po-boy shops. Ohio has chili parlors. Maine has lobster shacks. South Florida has crab shacks. Maryland also has crab shacks (there are a lot of shacks in regional dining). Oyster bars are scattered across the Gulf states, and barbeque concepts are spread across the South. You’ll find vinegar-based barbeque in North Carolina, sweet sauce in Georgia, spicy sauce in Tennessee, white sauce in Alabama, and almost all that sauce will be slathered on pork. In Texas beef brisket is king. Most of the best barbeque in those areas is served— again— in shacks.

Mississippi certainly has its share of good barbeque. We also have great po-boy shops in the southern part of the state, and oyster bars dotted all along the Coast. But if I were asked what defines local Mississippi cuisine— hands down— it would be catfish.

The primary and most unique regional dining concept in my home state is the goshalmighty catfish house.

It makes sense. Catfish is a major agricultural crop in Mississippi, and we’ll eat almost anything if you dunk it in enough hot grease.

I love catfish houses. I consider myself a connoisseur of catfish houses and have a 60-year track record of dining in them. For those reading this column outside of the south, it’s hard to drive 20 miles in any direction in this state without passing at least one catfish house (and several dollar stores). All catfish houses are slightly different in their menu offerings, but there are several universal and key components that are shared among all of them. They will all offer fried catfish filets as their primary menu item. The best catfish houses will offer whole catfish as well.  

The catfish is not battered like New England-based fish— which probably originates from the British version of fish and chips— but lightly dusted in cornmeal, and sometimes with a touch of corn flour thrown in to make the crust lighter. Catfish will always be served with hushpuppies, French fries, and coleslaw.

The slaw will almost always be on the sweeter side and— many times— served first as an appetizer. I like to eat mine with Captain’s Wafers crackers. Other restaurants will serve hushpuppies first. Again, for those column readers above the Mason-Dixon line, hushpuppies are fried balls of cornmeal (I told you we love to fry) and are basically a cornmeal fritter.

Many catfish houses keep the menu simple and stop there. Most will offer fried shrimp and/or fried chicken. Others have extensive menu offerings, and several give away free ice cream for dessert. One thing is for certain, sweet tea will be the main beverage sold. And I’m talking about tea sweetened with so much sugar that the spoon almost stands on its own at the bottom of the glass. My rule for restaurants that offer sweet tea is that if you are in a state that has a team in the Southeastern Conference, you’ll be able to order sweet tea in a restaurant. If you are in a state that has two teams in the SEC— Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi— you’ll get the sweetest of sweet teas.

I don’t like catfish cooked any other way than fried. If I want grilled or broiled fish, I’ll cook sa species out of the Gulf. Though I never fry Gulf fish. Catfish is the only fish I’ll fry.

My earliest memory of a catfish house was a place called Mixon’s just South of my hometown of Hattiesburg. My grandfather loved to celebrate his birthday there. They offered fried catfish and the usual suspects, coleslaw, French fries, but also made some of the best baked beans I have ever eaten. My grandfather took me on a father-son overnight canoe trip with several other father-son pairings, and the owner of Mixon’s catfish house drove deep into the woods to our campsite and served a catfish dinner. To this day, that is the best— and most memorable— catfish meal I have ever eaten.

I once owned a catfish house. Those days operating the 589 Family Fish House were some of the most fun periods in my restaurant career. In addition to catfish filets and whole catfish, we offered thin filets (a practice first used at Middendorf’s in Manchac, Louisiana). We served everything family style, including the typical supporting cast of characters, and had excellent hushpuppies, coleslaw, pickled onions, and fries, but we also sent servers throughout the dining room with complimentary turnip greens, fried okra, baked beans, and yeast rolls. September 11, 2001, changed the dining dynamic in the area where we were located and I packed everything up, put it in storage, and vowed to re-open one day. Who knows what the future holds?

Most Mississippi catfish houses offer an all-you-can-eat catfish menu option. This is not strange to those of us who grew up down here. Though one time I took a New York photographer who was in town shooting one of my cookbooks to a catfish house and I noticed him staring bug-eyed at the menu murmuring softly to himself, “All you can eat? All you can eat?” He looked up from the menu and asked, “You mean they just keep bringing it to you? How can they do that?”

“Buddy,” I said, “They’re not worried about a little fella like you. They’ve been here for more than 50 years. They know what they’re doing.” In addition to our restaurants, I always take our out-of-town guests to a catfish house. It’s always a true “Mississippi” experience.

A catfish house that doesn’t serve farm-raised Mississippi catfish should be immediately eliminated from consideration. You would be surprised at the number of places selling the imported Vietnamese knockoff species, basa, and calling it catfish. Always ask your favorite fish house what they are buying.

My local go-to catfish house in Hattiesburg is Rayner’s on Highway 49 North. I’ve been eating there for at least half a century. But recently, I have been spending a lot of time just outside of Purvis, Mississippi, and have rediscovered what I believe to be the best catfish house in the state— Cuevas’ Fish House.

To my taste, Cuevas is king of the hill when it comes to Mississippi catfish houses. They are located on the main drag in Purvis and just up the hill from what the locals call “Dollar Holler” a grouping of all three Dollar stores— Dollar General, Family Dollar, and Dollar Tree— next door to each other. Cuevas is big and busy. There’s a reason they’re busy— they’re good, and they’re good on all fronts, food quality and service. I went twice in the same week last week. The fish is fresh farm-raised Simmons catfish and is fried perfectly. The hushpuppies are even better. They also have excellent fried onion rings, and the most efficient service I have ever experienced in a catfish house.

They stay very busy, but our dining experiences— from the greeting we received at the front door, to the extremely friendly, fast, and efficient service at the table, to the quality if the food— have been stellar. Seriously, my visits to Cuevas have been the best overall experiences I’ve ever had at a catfish house, and I’ve been to hundreds (including my own).

Kudos to former elementary-school-principal-turned-restaurateur, Jackie Cuevas. In a state with hundreds of catfish houses, she’s at the top, in my opinion. Jackie Cuevas runs a tight ship, and everyone who works there seems to enjoy the environment. They will see me again, often.

Onward.

Daddy B’s Hushpuppies

1 cup White Corn Meal

1 ½  Medium white onion, grated

½  Green Bell Pepper, small dice

1 Heaping Tablespoon Salt

2 teaspoons Black Pepper

1 cup All-Purpose Martha White Flour

2 Tablespoons Baking Powder

2 Eggs

1/3 cup Warm Water

The night before preparation, in a mixing bowl, add corn meal, onion, bell pepper, salt, and pepper and mix well. Place in the refrigerator overnight.

To Prepare:

Heat oil in a cast iron skillet, Dutch oven, or deep fryer to 350 degrees.

Remove the bowl of cornmeal-onion mix from the refrigerator. Allow to sit at room temperature for 15 minutes. Add flour, baking powder, eggs, and water. Stir gently and let sit 3-5 minutes.

Using a spoon or scoop (about the size, or slightly smaller than a golf ball), drop batter into hot oil. Cook, turning once, until golden brown.

Drain on paper towels.

Yield: 30 hushpuppies (recipe can be doubled or tripled for large groups)

(Robert St. John is a chef, restaurateur and cookbook author who lives in Hattiesburg, Miss.)


Attention political candidates!

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We will announce your candidacy in a free story. Just send it, along with a photo to wpjnewsla@gmail.com. We would also love to have your advertising and will be happy to email our very reasonable rates to you.

Good luck in your campaign for office and watch for coverage of the upcoming political season at http://www.websterparishjournal.com


Mills announces for Minden mayor

In 2006 God sent my wife and I to Minden to serve this city as a Pastor. We fell in love with Minden, and have been blessed to be part of this wonderful city. Minden is forever in our hearts and continually in our prayers. We want to see this city unified and flourishing. My desire is to be a public servant to the citizens of Minden. I truly believe we all want the same ONE thing and that is to see Minden thriving like never before. Now retired as pastor, I am completely focused on investing in this city and it’s future. With God’s help and direction, I believe we can rally together and concentrate on the common good of all those who call this city their home. 

I have been prayerfully compelled to run this race. It’s our time! It’s Minden’s time to move forward. I feel passionate in my desire for Minden to be united and to have peace. Any and all differences aside, we as fully invested citizens can peacefully come together and move our community forward!

No matter your opinion or stance, I want to hear every voice. I am ONE man for ONE Minden and I sincerely ask for your support.

Thank you 

Bill Mills


American Rescue Plan may aid internet access effort

By Tina Montgomery

Webster Parish is one of 50 parishes that will benefit from a multi-million dollar investment to make the internet more affordable and accessible.

In an announcement made on July 26, 2022 in Lake Providence, Governor John Bel Edwards along with state lawmakers, locally elected leaders in North Louisiana and higher education commissioner Kim Hunter Reed made public the investment from the American Rescue Plan.

He said this investment will impact more than 66,000 households and small businesses with a total investment of $176 million. The first phase of the grant was submitted through Louisiana’s broadband grant program called Granting Unserved Municipalities Broadband Opportunities (GUMBO) and will use $130 million.

The declaration highlights the groundwork that Gov. Edwards began in 2019 when he signed an executive order creating the Broadband for Everyone Louisiana Commission with the goal of eliminating the digital divide by 2029. The plan is to help underserved areas of the state.

“We learned a great deal from the pandemic about how critical it is to have high-speed internet in Louisiana,” Gov. Edwards said. “With today’s announcement, we are one step closer to reaching our goal of eliminating the digital divide in the next seven years.”

Gov. Edwards said that there will be another $43 million in funds from the ARP awarded by October and that they are expecting more funds to come from the bipartisan infrastructure investment and Jobs Act to continue to address access, affordability and literacy.

Broadband access is important because research shows it is linked to better outcomes in education, healthcare, economic development and more. The dedicated federal funding will provide the resources to help Louisiana resolve many of the state’s broadband issues.

To understand the impact this will have for Webster Parish, these are the digital divide statistics:

  • Access
    • Unserved Residents: 14.72%
    • Potential Rural Digital Opportunity Fund (RDOF) locations: 3,841
  • Affordability
    • Median Household Income: $28,951
    • Poverty Rate: 29.6%
  • Digital Literacy
    • Digitally Illiterate Rate: 15.8%
    • Digitally Illiterate Residents: 3,470

To see the list of parishes this will impact, including digital divide statistics and more in depth information visit http://www.connect.la.gov.


Coin collector to showcase wares to Lions

Guest speaker for Thursday’s noon meeting of the Minden Lions Club will be Kevin Ypya, owner of Minden Coin & Collectibles.

Minden Coin & Collectibles is located on the red brick streets of downtown Minden. Kevin continues to keep his father’s legacy alive by honoring his love for coin collecting and now offering a storefront to serve customers. Minden Coin offers an ever-expanding line of precious metals, collectible coins, and currency for beginner collectors or investors.

Kevin’s store carries many U.S. Mint products including gold, silver and platinum American Eagles; a wide selection of certified U.S. coins; and a large assortment of U.S. Mint packaged products including annual proof and uncirculated Mint sets, as well as modern commemorative coins.

On Thursday, Kevin will showcase several coin displays and share information on the U.S. Mint in New Orleans. The New Orleans Mint operated in New Orleans as a branch mint of the United States Mint from 1838 to 1861 and from 1879 to 1909. During its years of operation, it produced over 427 million gold and silver coins of nearly every American denomination, with a total face value of over $307 million. It was closed during most of the American Civil War and Reconstruction.

The Minden Lions Club meets Thursdays at noon at the American Legion Memorial Home, located at 119 Pine St. in downtown Minden


We need your help

Webster Parish Journal is in need of someone to cover Glenbrook School football this fall. No experience needed.

Last year, WPJ published a special Saturday edition of all the parish high school football teams’ Friday night games.

Our goal is to bring the same great coverage this year. Lakeside High School, Minden High and North Webster High School are covered, but there is still a need for Glenbrook. They deserve good, accurate coverage, too.

Please join our team for football season! WPJ pays per story. Email wpjnewsla@gmail.com if you would like to be a part of the fastest growing online publication in the parish.